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Andy
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« on: July 03, 2007, 01:46:49 AM » |
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From the official BB news:
The boys are granted their request for alcohol... but will they share?
Earlier today, Ziggy, Liam and Brian came to the Diary Room to beg Big Brother for a boys' night in. And surprisingly, Big Brother obliged without question.
Imagine the boys' glee when they were called to the Diary Room and found a booze-laden hamper on the chair.
"Big Brother has provided you with some alcohol."
"For everyone or for us?" asked Liam.
"It is at your discretion," came Big Brother's reply.
Liam and Ziggy exchanged glances. "I know what a gentleman should do..." began Liam.
"...But we're not gentleman," finished Ziggy, as Liam grabbed for a beer.
The boys settled in for a private drinking session, cracking open the beer with Brian's lighter.
"This feels so wrong," said Ziggy, taking a swig.
"We're going to have to think of a good story," agreed Liam. "We should drink them and then say we had to get naked."
Swigging their booty, with more cunning than a pack of foxes, the boys wrestled with their consciences. Should they share the wine with the girls, wondered Ziggy? Should they run out with it hidden under their tops, suggested Brian? Or should they just sink the lot?
"Are you a man or mouse?" Brian asked Ziggy. "Charley and Nicky would do it."
"But we don't have a corkscrew," said Ziggy, spotting a flaw.
After more cunning plans than prison-breakers they boys eventually found an answer, inviting Jonathan in - complete with corkscrew.
Oh dear... it's sure to end in tears...
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